My parents don’t have mayonnaise????? Like all I do is show up to their house and eat all their food but I can’t make a decent sandwich without the mayo

I wanna be rich enough to have both an indoor and an outdoor spa pool

hyperroos:

let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.

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no.

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no no. no no no no.

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YES.

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NOO.

(via shavingryansprivates)

I’m full of sushi and chocolate